Girls Are Complicated

I usually post a fact before I post anything else, but I'm going to post something that I believe is a cold-hard fact. Here it is:

"Men are from Mars; women are from Venus."

It's true, right? I mean, it's like women's brains are created by another life form from another planet. You never know how to make them happy. They're like puzzles that are almost impossible to solve. You have to find the right pieces that go together, so you see the whole picture. *sighs* I'm typing all this crap because there's this girl that I kinda like. She's not that pretty, but she's fun to be with. But the thing is, we became close friends, so close that now, I learned from her that she can't go out with me because we're close friends. I mean, what the fu!k is that?! Is she saying that I can't be too close to a girl in order for me to go out with that girl, because if I get too close with her, it's odd if I ask her out? Fu!k that! I don't understand how this planet goes around at all! Fu!k! I'm so confused now! I don't know what the fu!k to do so I can get a girl! Some girls want guys that just ask them straightforward; others like to be friends with guys first, then relationship afterwards. Fu!k! Motherfu!ker!!!! Fu!king sh!t! Fu!k them all!!!!!!

ROAD RACERS DON'T NEED GIRLS! I'M A LONELY DRIVER! XD