Rising sales tax + Conficker worm = Fuck April Fool's Day!!!

I've always disliked April Fool's Day because of the idea of pranking everyone on that day is just pathetic and ridiculous. But now there's a reason for me to really curse this year's April Fool's. Several minutes from now, the California sales tax will increase. I don't know the exact number, but whatever it is, it is fucked up, waaay up. And several minutes from now, the Conficker worm will be released into the cyberwild, unleashing unknown terror to the world. I just wish both of these are just two big jokes, but if they happen to be real (and I have a feeling they are), then... fuck everyone. LOL