If Only I Could Turn My Mafia Wars Money Into Real Money...

Oh man, Mafia Wars is very addicting, especially when you get a lot of money. Wouldn't it be nice to turn those virtual money into real money? That'd be really awesome and liberating at the same time. No more worrying about looking for jobs, no more brokeness, I'd be able to have a very fancy car and a mansion... aahh, that's the life.